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Monday, June 16, 2008

Moloch Is Watching (And Is Damn Proud Of You)

From his official site: Word N Works

Dr. Johnson Lim


Johnson T. K. Lim earned his Ph.D. from the University of Queensland, 2001. His other academic achievements include a Th.B (Malaysia Baptist Theological Seminary, Malaysia), an MM (Trinity Theological College, Singapore), an MA (Trinity Evangelical Divinity School, USA) and an M Phil (University of Edinburgh, UK) He also did advanced Hebrew studies at the University of Jerusalem in Israel.

As a biblical scholar, his area of specialization includes the Hebrew Bible, Semitic Languages, Homiletics and Hermeneutics. His doctoral and master’s dissertations have been published in internationally renowned monograph series. He has authored a few landmark academic and popular books as well as numerous articles in International journals.

As a Baptist minister and lecturer, he is currently engaged in the ministry of the Word and Writing both locally and regionally. Part of his passion in life is to help people see the funny side of life so that they can live longer and happier!


Moloch is watching you.

Moloch is proud of you.

Moloch will continue to inspire you with "academic brilliance".

Moloch will continue to bless you with a good grasp of Hebrew and Greek.

Moloch loves a showy performer selling academic books for SGD$150++.

Moloch loves a money-making machine stealing from the masses by selling *inspirational* books.

Moloch loves to *inspire* the masses and keep them blinded to the truth.

Moloch loves it when the masses continue to maintain the status quo.

Moloch is glad that you are doing your part in advancing Moloch's Agenda.

Keep them smiling while you steal their cash, their children, their souls.

Moloch is forever watching you and blessing your Baptist Ministry.

Moloch will bless you so that you live longer and happier.