Monday, June 16, 2008

Moloch Is Watching (And Is Damn Proud Of You)

From his official site: Word N Works

Dr. Johnson Lim


Johnson T. K. Lim earned his Ph.D. from the University of Queensland, 2001. His other academic achievements include a Th.B (Malaysia Baptist Theological Seminary, Malaysia), an MM (Trinity Theological College, Singapore), an MA (Trinity Evangelical Divinity School, USA) and an M Phil (University of Edinburgh, UK) He also did advanced Hebrew studies at the University of Jerusalem in Israel.

As a biblical scholar, his area of specialization includes the Hebrew Bible, Semitic Languages, Homiletics and Hermeneutics. His doctoral and master’s dissertations have been published in internationally renowned monograph series. He has authored a few landmark academic and popular books as well as numerous articles in International journals.

As a Baptist minister and lecturer, he is currently engaged in the ministry of the Word and Writing both locally and regionally. Part of his passion in life is to help people see the funny side of life so that they can live longer and happier!


Moloch is watching you.

Moloch is proud of you.

Moloch will continue to inspire you with "academic brilliance".

Moloch will continue to bless you with a good grasp of Hebrew and Greek.

Moloch loves a showy performer selling academic books for SGD$150++.

Moloch loves a money-making machine stealing from the masses by selling *inspirational* books.

Moloch loves to *inspire* the masses and keep them blinded to the truth.

Moloch loves it when the masses continue to maintain the status quo.

Moloch is glad that you are doing your part in advancing Moloch's Agenda.

Keep them smiling while you steal their cash, their children, their souls.

Moloch is forever watching you and blessing your Baptist Ministry.

Moloch will bless you so that you live longer and happier.

35 comments:

Dr Danny Teh said...

Shame on you.

Do you have any evidence at all that Dr Johnson Lim worships Moloch?

How dare you malign a fellow Christian and a Singaporean in such a manner?

Have you no shame?

Danny Teh.

Anonymous said...

What do you expect from these rabid Malaysians? They can't even tell the difference between a Baptist Minister and a worshipper of Moloch.

Albert Chua.

Anonymous said...

There's a difference?

Geok Seng.

Anonymous said...

I've had sex with many Baptist Ministers but not a worshipper of Moloch. Gotta try it first before I can tell what the difference is. :)

Khinzir.

Dr Danny Teh said...

This is a truly decadent site. Reading the above comments made me sick.

Danny Teh.

ACE68 said...

We ARE ashamed.

We are ashamed for these 2 singaporeans GAYS lurking in this blog: Danny Teh and Alfred Chua.

Please fuck one another elsewhere.

Oh, Alfred
does your wife know u fucked boys?

ACE

Anonymous said...

Hey Danny boy,
You sick? If you can't handle the truth, no one ask you to come.

NO ONE ASK YOU TO COME.

Please have your orgy with Alfred in your own dark doctored cubicle. By all means you can invite Johnson.

But if you choose to peep here, then know this: U R FUCKED.

Get used to it.

Pltypus

Anonymous said...

Danny Teh s a gay?

wow.


MIKE

Anonymous said...

Er Danny,
your fly is open....


shame on you.


Pablo
(Pablo 1 Danny 0)

Anonymous said...

Hey Alfred,
born and bred in a small island state, you also have small mind. Malaysia & Singapore is just man-made boundaries. I hope you have enough intellect to know you are in the world wide web. So even if you feel inferior as a singaporean only lurker, we forgive you. You can repent at your any of your broadband service provider. Repent.

Meng.
(Typing from Manila but laughing in Vietnam and having a good time chatting at Tampines. I was at Suntec yesterday via videocon.)

Anonymous said...

So Danny Teh is a closet gay! Now I know why he keeps lurking here.

Can't get enough satisfaction via reformanda or viva vox shit? You never learn despite your claims to education. Juvenile.

Simon

Cikgu Screwtape said...

These guys can't help it. Reformanda and Viva Vox blogs are not very *stimulating*, if you know what I mean. :)

~ Edmund

Anonymous said...

EXPOSE:
Alfred don't study history, he can't even recognize a map of Riau Archipelago to save his life. Bet he don't even know what Malaysia looks like. He is another poor specimen of engineered existence from singapore who are daily taught how to drive and where to drive and to pay for the drive. Not very bright if you really want to know the truth. Why? He's too fearful he will be robbed, raped or sodomized or all of that the moment he enters Johor Baru. He believes what the media tells him about Johor Baru but as yet have no idea what Johore looks like from the boundaries of Jurong Island. Bet he has never even step into Jurong Island. You see, singaporeans are very efficient in their travels - they drive only where they are driven and pay for the drive.

You expect this juvenile to even understand greater English? The content of ths blog is beyond his small mind. Fully agree with Simon.

Pltypus

Anonymous said...

WELL DONE!

Danny and Alfred trapped by their own incompetence in a blog they should never have visited. All it takes is a few key words and fools like them rush in where demons dine.


LUCIFER
morningstar

Anonymous said...

Closet gays? Me like.

Khinzir.

Anonymous said...

Hey Khinzir, I was here first. Get in line. I don't like *sloppy* seconds.

Geok Seng.

Anonymous said...

Wow! This is GOOD libel material.

Defendant: Edmund Lau Kok Ming

Keep it up, fatty ignorant Lau Kok Ming. Wish you have balls to carry this further.

We are WATCHING you.

And we WILL send you the writ ... just keep writing in black and white. Eh ... and save some money to pay for damage.

The Watcher of Watchers

Anonymous said...

We really should suggest a legal-crackdown on people using the internet to spread libellous lies about good-natured ministers and promote their own insidious Satanic agenda. There should be Laws against such things.

Danny Teh.

Anonymous said...

We really should suggest a legal-crackdown on people using the internet to spread libellous lies about good-natured ministers and promote their own insidious Satanic agenda. There should be Laws against such things.

Danny Teh.

Anonymous said...

I AM THE LAW!

Marcus Law.

Anonymous said...

AYAM TELUR!

Sly Stallone.

Anonymous said...

Ah! The usual threat of the LIBEL suit that Christians who have spent decades to polish their image are so famous for. There's nothing genuinely wrong with what Edmund has said. It was a parody of a shithead who started taking himself too seriously (and thinking that his books are worth SGD$150). Shouldn't there be laws instead to prosecute crap-peddlers posing as Baptist ministers?

Steve Long
Harvest House Ministries,
Melbourne.

Cikgu Screwtape said...

Dear Steve,

Now that's a name that I've not seen for years. Still remember our evangelistic rally together all those years back in Damansara Utama Methodish Church (was it 1995?).

I wasn't even surprised in the least that these sensitive blokes who are so hung up about their "public image" will play the LIBEL card. Christians love lawsuits (especially sophisticated urban ones with PhDs from Corinth, oops! Sorry, Singapore!). In fact, in the professional world, people are generally modest about their academic qualifications/titles but not so in the Christian churches in Singapore. They have to parade around with abnormal titles like "Reverend Doctor So-And-So", etc. These guys must've grown up with an abnormally large self-esteem problem! Haha!

You're in Melbourne? When did you leave Canada?

~ Edmund

Anonymous said...

Hi Edmund,

Most theological students are terribly lonely (and unattractive) people. My team of counsellors just worked with a team of such students not too long ago (and you won't even believe the sort of hang-ups that they have).

Let's just hope that in time they'll overcome the appetites and demands of their ego and start learning to be more modest with their academic titles/learning.

Having said that, you'll probably understand that I do not support your usage of Moloch to criticize a fellow minister, ok? Knowing you personally, I'm sure you mean no harm - I know your wicked sense of humor. But don't you think there are other, well, more charitable ways to point out the faults of a fellow brother?

I left Canada in 1999. My wife and I decided to take up the invitation to help out with the college students here in Melbourne, Australia. Do you remember Joey and Andrea? Joey is now 19 and Andrea is 16. How time flies. :)

Yours in Christ,
Steve

Anonymous said...

Danny teh, alfred chua, daniel reformanana, vincent voyeur voo, whatever. call them by any name.
I suppose if they claim to be 'christians' then its the end of christianity as we all know.

Such wonderful display of 'christianity' and such stupidity in leaving a trail all over the blogs. ha ha ha! In a dark corner of Singapore these fools gather to play their blog religion while their world goes down in flames.

I hope they are not so stupid to forget that people like Mike and Siddarth remembers them.

Do not be deceived. Daniel and Vincent are hypocrites who comes in the name of chrisitianity.

Rob
(You know who I am!)

Cikgu Screwtape said...

Hi Steve,

Rob is right. When you encounter these bunch of cross-breed, half-breed kobolds in SIN boasting about their academia and handbooks, you too will cease calling them Christians.

Write to me and we'll talk further. Better still, send me the latest pics of Maddie, Joey and Andrea. :)

Take care,
~ Edmund

Anonymous said...

Edmund talks to himself!

He's getting mad!

Lau Kok Ming, dare you write more LIBEL stuff.

Can't wait to have you in jail so you can ENJOY your anal fetish with a load of blokes from hell.

yours in Moloch,
Angel Lam

Anonymous said...

Hi Angel,

How are you doing? Still havin' time to frequent dumps like this?

Yours truly,
Stevie Wonder
Harvey House Ministry
Kenya

Anonymous said...

Hey Steve,

Why ... I will always have time to watch idiots like this one, especially those with half the tummy below his chin and looking like 50 when he's just 32.

How's your daughter doing? Still running after Kenyans all over the field? LOL!!!

Angel Lam

Anonymous said...

Angel,

If only you can drop by and see how angelic my daughter is ... she's reading academic posts by this Edmund guy who writes like a three year old with a toothache (hopping mad!!!).

Well, I'll try and watch with you too.

Stevie

ACE68 said...

Angel/Stevie/Danny teh/Alfred Chua/Daniel/Vincent makes no difference.

The two same gay couple who insist on crapping on others blog while exposing their own inadequacies. I suggest you both get somw sex counselling as I see your pervert sense grwoing.

Oh Danny/Angel, does your wife know you FUCKED?

ACE68 said...

There was this Danny boy who got spanked so badly here onced he vowed never to return. I guess he came back for more. What a sick puppy. He can't even pretend he can take on the yahoos here - hey Danny boy, nobody here sign off with 'your truly' - only a GAY like you would write likethat. And you r FUCK.

ACE68 said...

There was this Danny boy who got spanked so badly here onced he vowed never to return. I guess he came back for more. What a sick puppy. He can't even pretend he can take on the yahoos here - hey Danny boy, nobody here sign off with 'your truly' - only a GAY like you would write likethat. And you r FUCK.

Anonymous said...

There this perverted dickhead who claims he has a bible in his coat pocket and always claims he's taking exams, well he got fucked here too. His pride was exposed and his lack of honesty was uncovered. He has no interest in anyone except himself. Hey vincit voyeurvoo! Stop being clumsy and try not to pretend. You are not capable of taking on Jeremiah Blues. Go and masturbate yourself in your own dark singapore corner. No one ask you to come. FUCK OFF!


PLTYPUS

Anonymous said...

Hey you fucking arsehole Vincit-suck-my-dick-here and Danny-boy-kiss-your-own-butts-and-fuck-yourself reformandamn! Fuck off!

No one ask you to come.

You are leaving a trace of your own cum all over the WWW. If you are hungry for cum, go fuck some donkeys in the Singapore zoo.

Fuck you and your family.

Fuck Johnson Lim and his scholarship.

Fuck you Christian bastards. Fuck you till kingdom come. Amen.

Fuck yeah. Don't even try to pretend.

PLTYPUS