Monday, June 16, 2008

The Origin of Skull & Bones Doctored Dogs

Hai anjing-anjing negara SIN,
You value your PhDs and are valued by your PhDs.
With your PhDs, you bark at trains (in correct Greek, no less).
With your PhDs, you write absolutely useless theses (in correct Greek, no less).
While the world goes to hell.
Your shit-eating professors pat you on the back and tell you that you are making contributions to the further development of academia.
And you believe them.
Therefore you go on barking at trains (in correct Greek, no less).
You suck up to Yale and Harvard, Oxford and Cambridge.
Those are the centers of evil and human-sacrifice.
Those are the meeting points of the Skull & Bones and the Hellfire.
Those are the training grounds for the manipulative and the manipulated.
Fools who deceive others and themselves.
Learning becomes institutionalized (read: controlled/doctored).
Religion becomes institutionalized (pastors need to wear mortar boards and graduation gowns).
You repeat the esoterica of the academics and call it knowledge.
We call it the smelly-thing that comes out from a bull's behind.
If you really knew Genesis, you'd know what we're talking about here.
If you really knew Genesis, you'd know what Babel really is (clue: it's there in Yale and Harvard, the "centers of learning" that you boast in!).

Jeremiah Blues is the cure.
We are the cure for the insipid condition of mankind that believes in the supposed virtues of academia.
We are the muzzle to stop the barking of mutated-doctored dogs.
We've been silencing dogs long before your professors/doctors started masturbating to your insipid theses (while the world goes to hell).


Anonymous said...

How many copies of this book have this guy sold? Or is he giving out complimenatry copies?

Hey Johson boy, care to contribute some literature to poor Bolivian kids?


Anonymous said...

First the book.

Then the identity.

Next, the publisher.

And its all in the world wide web!

I will know where to find him.

I am watching you johnny.


Anonymous said...

Johson Lim! Oh no! You mean that doctor who was caught for having sex with his nurse in the clinic?

Anonymous said...

That is another doctor but I think Johnson here have his own unique sexual preferences. Maybe a threesome with Alfred and Danny? hahahaha!

Note: Singapore is so small, the male species end up desiring one another causing great stress to sensitive homophobic christian who jerk off on their exegesis and masturbate in others blogs.

(if you are even half a doctor you will engage me, pablo or ace instead on bashing your inferior comments on screwtape, you have no idea who you are dealing with.)

Cikgu Screwtape said...

This Johnson-boy also wrote some shitbook on Preaching. Don't know how many of those he's sold. But probably enough for him to buy tissue paper to wipe his cock after he jerks off.

~ Edmund

Cikgu Screwtape said...

More info about the barking dog:

Dr. Johnson Lim

Johnson T. K. Lim earned his Ph.D. from the University of Queensland, 2001. His other academic achievements include a Th.B (Malaysia Baptist Theological Seminary, Malaysia), an MM (Trinity Theological College, Singapore), an MA (Trinity Evangelical Divinity School, USA) and an M Phil (University of Edinburgh, UK) He also did advanced Hebrew studies at the University of Jerusalem in Israel.

As a biblical scholar, his area of specialization includes the Hebrew Bible, Semitic Languages, Homiletics and Hermeneutics. His doctoral and master’s dissertations have been published in internationally renowned monograph series. He has authored a few landmark academic and popular books as well as numerous articles in International journals.

As a Baptist minister and lecturer, he is currently engaged in the ministry of the Word and Writing both locally and regionally. Part of his passion in life is to help people see the funny side of life so that they can live longer and happier!

-> Think he knows Stephanus Daedalus during his time in Malaysian Baptist Seminary? Haha!

-> Check out this link:

~ Edmund

Cikgu Screwtape said...

He has authored a few landmark academic and popular books as well as numerous articles in International journals.


~ Edmund

Cikgu Screwtape said...

The following is the introduction to this book called "Sermons In Honour Of..." (Edited by Johnson).

The link is:

Over three decades ago, a motley group of assorted young people from Singapore and Malaysia enrolled in the seminary to answer the call of God. That became the turning point of their lives. under the tutelage and mentoring of the professors' personal commitment to the cause of Christ that significantly impacted, influenced and inpired those students. Together with their wives, they became channels of blessings to the students.

This Festschrift honours those former professors from the Malaysia singapore baptist Theological Seminary in Penang (1969 - 1973) for making a difference in their lives. In appreciation of their unique contribution and influence, each of the graduates has contributed one of his or her favourite sermons as well asthree guest contributors.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *Choke!* *Choke!* *Cough!* *Cough!* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

~ Edmund

ACE68 said...

A Malaysian?!
Maybe Danny and Alfeared can learn a thing or two from this Johnson.


Dr Danny Teh said...

Not a Malaysian. Dr Johnson Lim is a Singaporean through and through. No Malaysians can be so brilliant.

Danny Teh.

Cikgu Screwtape said...

Hahaha! You SIN jokers can have all the Johnsons of the world for all I care. :)

~ Edmund

Anonymous said...


Danny and Alfred trapped by their own incompetence in a blog they should never have visited. All it takes is a few key words and fools like them rush in where demons dine.