"Arrrggghhhh! Please don't expose my sexual preferences! Vincit + Reformanda + Brigette will come after me........", Abang SupermanAbang Superman, as we all know, is the paragon of good. Problem is, Kryptonian ethics and our Earth ethics sometimes differ in small ways. Let's see what the Big Blue thinks about sexuality. The answer may shock you...
Hmmm... it looks like Abang Superman does not approve of incest! Ok, no problem there, right? (Except I've always fantasized about a Kal-Kara horizontal mambo... but that's just me, right?)
However, Kal-El is fully supportive of BESTIALITY! Here's Abang Superman falling in love with an ikan-duyung aka mermaid Lori Lemaris aka a fish! So, Kal, kissing cousins = bad. Kissing fishes = good! (Belum cuba, belum tau. Sudah cuba, hari-hari mau!!!)
Abang Superman is also not above using his X-Ray vision on other GUYS! Word has it that was how he learned Batman's secret identity as Bruce Wayne (go ask John Byrne). So if you're a girl and Abang Superman is staring at you intently, don't sue him for sexual harrassment. He's actually looking THROUGH you and spying on the Brother behind you instead!!!
As for Lois, well, she's actually into all sorts of weird shit like gang-banging the whole JLA for instance... Aren't you glad that your kids are growing up reading this stuff? More to come..... :)
